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Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2015 8:12 AM


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Even my PARENTS hate my DUMB BROTHER. His BATH TOYS were a TOASTER and a RADIO!!!!

My DUMB BROTHER said that it would be bad if you were a hungry baby and your mom was a mannequin, wooden tit???!!!?

MY all-time favorite joke:
My DUMB BOTHER said that dogs can't operate an MRI machine, but he has heard CAT'S CAN!!!???

Yesterday morning, as I'm trying to enter the NORTH DALLAS TOLLWAY, I had the LUCK to pull onto the tollway behind some JACKASS driving a MERCEDES that was going about 50MPH. I thought I had hit a time warp and was back when the fascist national government told the states that the speed limit had to be 55. Do you remember how bad it was trying to stay close to 55 MPH? It felt like kids on bicycles could pass you. Well I've entered the tollway and am stuck behind pre-1995 speedlimit guy and can't get out from behind him 'cause the cars in the 2 lanes to the left of me are flying past me at the normal 75 to 80 plus MPH. The guy is driving SO slow that he should have one of those FARM IMPLEMENT warning tags that you see on the back of tractors. Well finally, after an eternity, there is a sliver of light between the blur of cars to my left and I floor it and JUMP into the lane beside me and as I am passing the JACKASS I give him my most withering GO TO HELL look. It was totally wasted because he was on a fuc*king cell phone OBLIVIOUS to the world. I assume he was talking to his girlfriend or mistress because he had this huge shiteating grin on his face and talking away like he couldn't wait to get out of the house so that he could call her. Too bad that I wasn't driving a 40 foot logging truck that could just bump him right off the tollway. DAMN, now that would have been FUN!!

WOW! That is good to get off my chest. Speaking of chests. Have you seen how my 34D's look like they need some loving attention? Come on into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and watch my dress hit the floor and let the FULL VIEW come into play and think how SWEET it will feel pressing your body into mine during our BODY TO BODY session. MUTUAL TOUCH is so much FUN for both of us that PLEASURE is just a call away. Start your day on a high note and be HAPPY. HOP HOP to HAPPY! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY! PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!!! I'm LUCKY. This is one of the only businesses that the client doesn't always come first. Call me.


Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 6PM TUESDAY - WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening and on the weekends.

My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Come and FEEL for yourself. You know you want to. I want you to.

Poster's age: 37

• Location: Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort

• Post ID: 11361030 dallas
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