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Tuesday, June 18, 2013 8:49 AM
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HI GUYS,.......call me.......214-469-8492
I'm convinced 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notifications that there's a new version of itself.
My DUMB BROTHER had been diagnosed with chronic depression, so he ordered some drugs off a website to see if they would help. Apparently they hadn't been fully tested, so he secretly tried them on his wife to check for any nasty side effects. Unfortunately, she died from the resulting complications...... Totally cured his depression though.
When my DUMB BROTHER was asked what seperates man from the animals........he said "a divorce?"
My DUMB BROTHER said if you're confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
My DUMB BROTHER said that he is really worried about his PARROT. His sweet bird keeps saying "I hate my life." I can't go on like this." And of course his wife hasn't noticed because she is always crying...!!!!????
Have you ever listened to talk radio and the people calling in are so dumb that you actually cringe and feel embarrassed for them? And how about the checkout lanes that don't ever have enough people working so to force you to go through the self checkout lane, even though you know you are going to get mad "place item in the bagging area" "place item in the bagging area". It's in the DAMN bag already. ARRRGH!! And I need some STRESS RELIEF!
Have you seen my 34D's up close and personal? Well, come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and watch my dress hit the floor so that FULL VIEW lets you see everything that you want. Our BODY TO BODY session and the MUTUAL TOUCH will bring my 5ft 9in toned body into your PLEASURE zone. FUN!
1 HOUR B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB .....$180
Call 214-469-8492 But HURRY, you don't want to miss out on the 2 TITTIES and have to settle with someone else trying to pawn off only 1 TITTY on you 'cause you only have me from 9am till 5pm because I am the SOCCER MOM!!
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to and I want you to.
I'm convinced 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notifications that there's a new version of itself.
My DUMB BROTHER had been diagnosed with chronic depression, so he ordered some drugs off a website to see if they would help. Apparently they hadn't been fully tested, so he secretly tried them on his wife to check for any nasty side effects. Unfortunately, she died from the resulting complications...... Totally cured his depression though.
When my DUMB BROTHER was asked what seperates man from the animals........he said "a divorce?"
My DUMB BROTHER said if you're confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
My DUMB BROTHER said that he is really worried about his PARROT. His sweet bird keeps saying "I hate my life." I can't go on like this." And of course his wife hasn't noticed because she is always crying...!!!!????
Have you ever listened to talk radio and the people calling in are so dumb that you actually cringe and feel embarrassed for them? And how about the checkout lanes that don't ever have enough people working so to force you to go through the self checkout lane, even though you know you are going to get mad "place item in the bagging area" "place item in the bagging area". It's in the DAMN bag already. ARRRGH!! And I need some STRESS RELIEF!
Have you seen my 34D's up close and personal? Well, come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and watch my dress hit the floor so that FULL VIEW lets you see everything that you want. Our BODY TO BODY session and the MUTUAL TOUCH will bring my 5ft 9in toned body into your PLEASURE zone. FUN!
1 HOUR B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB .....$180
Call 214-469-8492 But HURRY, you don't want to miss out on the 2 TITTIES and have to settle with someone else trying to pawn off only 1 TITTY on you 'cause you only have me from 9am till 5pm because I am the SOCCER MOM!!
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to and I want you to.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Monday, June 17, 2013 8:33 AM
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HI GUYS,........call me........214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHERS wife said you are such a MORON. I'm SICK & TIRED of you wasting time on your DUMBASS inventions. None of them ever work anyway. It was at that point that the SLAP-A-BITCHOMATIC 3000 proved her wrong.
My DUMB BROTHER said he had a dream that he was climbing a ladder up onto a cloud and there was a woman there and she said you can have me here and now or you can climb to success. He climbed to the next cloud and the woman there was better looking than the one before and she said you can have me here and now or you can climb to success. He climbed to the next cloud and she was very BEAUTIFUL and said you can have me here and now or you can climb to success. My DUMB BROTHER said I like the way this is going so he climbed the next ladder and a fat ugly old man smiled at him as he kicked the ladder away and said, "Hi, I'm Cess."
My DUMB BROTHER got a new TATTOO. It says "NO PAIN, NO"
My DUMB BROTHER said the boy that bullied him in school is STILL taking his lunch money.....but on the plus side he does make a good subway sandwich...!!!
Come see me in all my FULL VIEW glory in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and I promise that the cooking will be real GOOD! We will throw together some MUTUAL TOUCH and some sweet BODY TO BODY and come up with some delicious 34D's that are just waiting to be picked. So come on ya'll. Lets get HAPPY!! PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
My DUMB BROTHERS wife said you are such a MORON. I'm SICK & TIRED of you wasting time on your DUMBASS inventions. None of them ever work anyway. It was at that point that the SLAP-A-BITCHOMATIC 3000 proved her wrong.
My DUMB BROTHER said he had a dream that he was climbing a ladder up onto a cloud and there was a woman there and she said you can have me here and now or you can climb to success. He climbed to the next cloud and the woman there was better looking than the one before and she said you can have me here and now or you can climb to success. He climbed to the next cloud and she was very BEAUTIFUL and said you can have me here and now or you can climb to success. My DUMB BROTHER said I like the way this is going so he climbed the next ladder and a fat ugly old man smiled at him as he kicked the ladder away and said, "Hi, I'm Cess."
My DUMB BROTHER got a new TATTOO. It says "NO PAIN, NO"
My DUMB BROTHER said the boy that bullied him in school is STILL taking his lunch money.....but on the plus side he does make a good subway sandwich...!!!
Come see me in all my FULL VIEW glory in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and I promise that the cooking will be real GOOD! We will throw together some MUTUAL TOUCH and some sweet BODY TO BODY and come up with some delicious 34D's that are just waiting to be picked. So come on ya'll. Lets get HAPPY!! PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Friday, June 14, 2013 8:42 AM
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HI GUYS,.......call me.......214-469-8492
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
y DUMB BROTHER said, You know what I did before I got married?..........Anything I wanted
My DUMB BROTHER said he saw a guy with one arm go into a second hand shop.
"I'm sick of you teasing me about my weight," my DUMB BROTHER'S wife snapped as she walked out the door. "Please babe don't go," he pleaded. "Think of our child." "What child?" She said. Oh, my DUMB BROTHER said, "You're not preg*nant?"
My DUMB BROTHER said the MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT must be fixed because someone from EARTH always wins.!?
I like those re-sealable cheese packets. They're fantastic. It's like folding the end of the packet over, only more awkward and time-consuming.
My DUMB BROTHER said that "STOP, DROP, and ROLL" is not only an effective fire safety technique, but also a memorable way out of a boring conversation.
As I was leaving work one day as a BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER, I found the CEO of the company standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO. "This is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," I said beaming. I turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed start. "EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT," said the CEO as the paper disappeared in the machine. "I just need one copy."......turns out it was my last day.
Their loss is your gain as you are now in my hands. Come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where I promise not a shredder in site. Just my extra wide massage table and the 34D's of your dreams. My 5ft 9in toned body just waiting to get out of those cumbersome clothes so that FULL VIEW can be observed and admired. GOOD TIMES with a relaxing BODY TO BODY erotic session and the MUTUAL TOUCH to make us both HAPPY! Do you want some GOOD conversation and some GREAT breasts? All you got to do is call. Stop looking at the pictures and use that hand to pick up the phone and call me. Come get HAPPY. Come get FUN!!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
y DUMB BROTHER said, You know what I did before I got married?..........Anything I wanted
My DUMB BROTHER said he saw a guy with one arm go into a second hand shop.
"I'm sick of you teasing me about my weight," my DUMB BROTHER'S wife snapped as she walked out the door. "Please babe don't go," he pleaded. "Think of our child." "What child?" She said. Oh, my DUMB BROTHER said, "You're not preg*nant?"
My DUMB BROTHER said the MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT must be fixed because someone from EARTH always wins.!?
I like those re-sealable cheese packets. They're fantastic. It's like folding the end of the packet over, only more awkward and time-consuming.
My DUMB BROTHER said that "STOP, DROP, and ROLL" is not only an effective fire safety technique, but also a memorable way out of a boring conversation.
As I was leaving work one day as a BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER, I found the CEO of the company standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO. "This is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," I said beaming. I turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed start. "EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT," said the CEO as the paper disappeared in the machine. "I just need one copy."......turns out it was my last day.
Their loss is your gain as you are now in my hands. Come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where I promise not a shredder in site. Just my extra wide massage table and the 34D's of your dreams. My 5ft 9in toned body just waiting to get out of those cumbersome clothes so that FULL VIEW can be observed and admired. GOOD TIMES with a relaxing BODY TO BODY erotic session and the MUTUAL TOUCH to make us both HAPPY! Do you want some GOOD conversation and some GREAT breasts? All you got to do is call. Stop looking at the pictures and use that hand to pick up the phone and call me. Come get HAPPY. Come get FUN!!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Thursday, June 13, 2013 9:13 AM
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HI GUYS, ...........call me...........214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER said he saw a funny video on YouTube about a walrus dancing the tango with its male trainer and then he realized he was watching his wedding video.
My DUMB BROTHER took a sexual harassment course the other day at work. He said I think I'm gonna be pretty good at it.
My DUMB BROTHER said marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
My DUMB BROTHER said that it would be bad if you were a hungry baby and your mom was a mannequin, wooden tit???!!!?
MY all-time favorite joke:
My DUMB BOTHER said that dogs can't operate an MRI machine, but he has heard CAT'S CAN!!!???
Yesterday morning, as I'm trying to enter the NORTH DALLAS TOLLWAY, I had the LUCK to pull onto the tollway behind some JACKASS driving a MERCEDES that was going about 50MPH. I thought I had hit a time warp and was back when the fascist national government told the states that the speed limit had to be 55. Do you remember how bad it was trying to stay close to 55 MPH? It felt like kids on bicycles could pass you. Well I've entered the tollway and am stuck behind pre-1995 speedlimit guy and can't get out from behind him 'cause the cars in the 2 lanes to the left of me are flying past me at the normal 75 to 80 plus MPH. The guy is driving SO slow that he should have one of those FARM IMPLEMENT warning tags that you see on the back of tractors. Well finally, after an eternity, there is a sliver of light between the blur of cars to my left and I floor it and JUMP into the lane beside me and as I am passing the JACKASS I give him my most withering GO TO HELL look. It was totally wasted because he was on a fuc*king cell phone OBLIVIOUS to the world. I assume he was talking to his girlfriend or mistress because he had this huge shiteating grin on his face and talking away like he couldn't wait to get out of the house so that he could call her. Too bad that I wasn't driving a 40 foot logging truck that could just bump him right off the tollway. DAMN, now that would have been FUN!!
WOW! That is good to get off my chest. Speaking of chests. Have you seen how my 34D's look like they need some loving attention? Come on into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and watch my dress hit the floor and let the FULL VIEW come into play and think how SWEET it will feel pressing your body into mine during our BODY TO BODY session. MUTUAL TOUCH is so much FUN for both of us that PLEASURE is just a call away. Start your day on a high note and be HAPPY. HOP HOP to HAPPY! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY! PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!!! I'm LUCKY. This is one of the only businesses that the client doesn't always come first. Call me.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM MONDAY - FRIDAY 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening and on the weekends.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Come and FEEL for yourself. You know you want to. I want you to.
My DUMB BROTHER said he saw a funny video on YouTube about a walrus dancing the tango with its male trainer and then he realized he was watching his wedding video.
My DUMB BROTHER took a sexual harassment course the other day at work. He said I think I'm gonna be pretty good at it.
My DUMB BROTHER said marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
My DUMB BROTHER said that it would be bad if you were a hungry baby and your mom was a mannequin, wooden tit???!!!?
MY all-time favorite joke:
My DUMB BOTHER said that dogs can't operate an MRI machine, but he has heard CAT'S CAN!!!???
Yesterday morning, as I'm trying to enter the NORTH DALLAS TOLLWAY, I had the LUCK to pull onto the tollway behind some JACKASS driving a MERCEDES that was going about 50MPH. I thought I had hit a time warp and was back when the fascist national government told the states that the speed limit had to be 55. Do you remember how bad it was trying to stay close to 55 MPH? It felt like kids on bicycles could pass you. Well I've entered the tollway and am stuck behind pre-1995 speedlimit guy and can't get out from behind him 'cause the cars in the 2 lanes to the left of me are flying past me at the normal 75 to 80 plus MPH. The guy is driving SO slow that he should have one of those FARM IMPLEMENT warning tags that you see on the back of tractors. Well finally, after an eternity, there is a sliver of light between the blur of cars to my left and I floor it and JUMP into the lane beside me and as I am passing the JACKASS I give him my most withering GO TO HELL look. It was totally wasted because he was on a fuc*king cell phone OBLIVIOUS to the world. I assume he was talking to his girlfriend or mistress because he had this huge shiteating grin on his face and talking away like he couldn't wait to get out of the house so that he could call her. Too bad that I wasn't driving a 40 foot logging truck that could just bump him right off the tollway. DAMN, now that would have been FUN!!
WOW! That is good to get off my chest. Speaking of chests. Have you seen how my 34D's look like they need some loving attention? Come on into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and watch my dress hit the floor and let the FULL VIEW come into play and think how SWEET it will feel pressing your body into mine during our BODY TO BODY session. MUTUAL TOUCH is so much FUN for both of us that PLEASURE is just a call away. Start your day on a high note and be HAPPY. HOP HOP to HAPPY! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY! PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!!! I'm LUCKY. This is one of the only businesses that the client doesn't always come first. Call me.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM MONDAY - FRIDAY 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening and on the weekends.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Come and FEEL for yourself. You know you want to. I want you to.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:36 AM
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HI GUYS,............call me............214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER said, it's not over till the fat lady puts all your bags on the pavement and changes the locks.....
My DUMB BROTHER'S wife got out of the shower and strolled into the bedroom and said, "Close the curtains. I don't want the neighbors to see my naked body." My DUMB BROTHER said, "Don't worry honey, If they see you naked they will close their own curtains."
My DUMB BROTHER said I wish I could get a medical alert bracelet that just reads ...."PLEASE delete my browsing history!"
A local pig farmer dis*cov*ered that all his pigs had swine flu.... Not to worry though, they're all cured now.
My DUMB BROTHER said anything with a label that says do not MACHINE WASH or TUMBLE DRY means it will never get washed, not ever.
My DUMB BROTHER said he suffers from ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, or as it's more commonly known, MARRIAGE.
My DUMB BROTHER said his extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when he uses some other toothpaste.. .
If YOU have INITIATIVE, then you should tell yourself to stop whatever you are doing with your hand and use it to pick up the phone and call me. Do you know how much FUN you can have with my 5ft 9in toned body in FULL VIEW for you and MUTUAL TOUCH too? Let your imagination run wild as my 34D's stand up and beg for some attention during our BODY TO BODY session that will make it so HARD to keep the SMILE off my face. PLEASING you gives me PLEASURE and to make you HAPPY is my ultimate goal. Won't you help me reach my goal? Take the initiative to visit me in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where my extra wide massage table and I wait for you with open arms.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Again, MY PICTURES 100% ME. Come and feel for yourself.
My DUMB BROTHER said, it's not over till the fat lady puts all your bags on the pavement and changes the locks.....
My DUMB BROTHER'S wife got out of the shower and strolled into the bedroom and said, "Close the curtains. I don't want the neighbors to see my naked body." My DUMB BROTHER said, "Don't worry honey, If they see you naked they will close their own curtains."
My DUMB BROTHER said I wish I could get a medical alert bracelet that just reads ...."PLEASE delete my browsing history!"
A local pig farmer dis*cov*ered that all his pigs had swine flu.... Not to worry though, they're all cured now.
My DUMB BROTHER said anything with a label that says do not MACHINE WASH or TUMBLE DRY means it will never get washed, not ever.
My DUMB BROTHER said he suffers from ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, or as it's more commonly known, MARRIAGE.
My DUMB BROTHER said his extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when he uses some other toothpaste.. .
If YOU have INITIATIVE, then you should tell yourself to stop whatever you are doing with your hand and use it to pick up the phone and call me. Do you know how much FUN you can have with my 5ft 9in toned body in FULL VIEW for you and MUTUAL TOUCH too? Let your imagination run wild as my 34D's stand up and beg for some attention during our BODY TO BODY session that will make it so HARD to keep the SMILE off my face. PLEASING you gives me PLEASURE and to make you HAPPY is my ultimate goal. Won't you help me reach my goal? Take the initiative to visit me in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where my extra wide massage table and I wait for you with open arms.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Again, MY PICTURES 100% ME. Come and feel for yourself.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:23 PM
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HI GUYS, ...........call me...........214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER said, golf ball sized hail wouldn't be as destructive if we just made golf balls smaller....
My DUMB BROTHER surprised his wife during S*E*X last night with a little move he calls "coming home early"...!!!!
Me and a friend got in a fight over which is the best vowel. I won.
Two Nuns are running late for Mass. Instead of wasting time on hailing a taxi, they decide to ride their bicycles while taking a shortcut which includes several back streets of the older part of Rome. One nun peddles along and looks around at the unfamiliar territory, then leans over to the other nun and says, “I’ve never come this way before”. The other Nun giggles and whispers, “I know what you mean, it must be the cobblestones."
No cobblestones will be needed on my extra wide massage table. Only my soft hands and 5ft 9in toned body with my 34D's pressing into you during our BODY TO BODY super FUN session. So come on, you know you want to be PAMPERED and CARESSED. Might as well come to my upscale PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and enjoy the FULL VIEW with our MUTUAL TOUCH. All you have to do to have a great day is make that call. Get HAPPY.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 Please HURRY, I start taking calls at 8am for my 10am till 5pm sessions and I book up fast. You only have me till 5pm 'cause I am the SOCCER MOM!
My DUMB BROTHER said, golf ball sized hail wouldn't be as destructive if we just made golf balls smaller....
My DUMB BROTHER surprised his wife during S*E*X last night with a little move he calls "coming home early"...!!!!
Me and a friend got in a fight over which is the best vowel. I won.
Two Nuns are running late for Mass. Instead of wasting time on hailing a taxi, they decide to ride their bicycles while taking a shortcut which includes several back streets of the older part of Rome. One nun peddles along and looks around at the unfamiliar territory, then leans over to the other nun and says, “I’ve never come this way before”. The other Nun giggles and whispers, “I know what you mean, it must be the cobblestones."
No cobblestones will be needed on my extra wide massage table. Only my soft hands and 5ft 9in toned body with my 34D's pressing into you during our BODY TO BODY super FUN session. So come on, you know you want to be PAMPERED and CARESSED. Might as well come to my upscale PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and enjoy the FULL VIEW with our MUTUAL TOUCH. All you have to do to have a great day is make that call. Get HAPPY.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 Please HURRY, I start taking calls at 8am for my 10am till 5pm sessions and I book up fast. You only have me till 5pm 'cause I am the SOCCER MOM!
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Tuesday, June 11, 2013 8:30 AM
Reply: click here
HI GUYS,............call me............214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER asked his wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." He wasn't really listening.
My Grand-Dad was quite the fisherman and one day he was out fishing when he ran out of bait. He spotted a cottonmouth with a frog in it's jaws. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing he couldn't bite with the frog in his mou*th he reached down and grabbed the water moccasin behind the he*ad, took the frog and put him in his bait bucket. The dilemma was how to get rid of the snake without getting bit. Grand-Dad grabbed his bottle of JACK DANIELS and poured a little whiskey in the snake's mou*th. It's eyes rolled back and it went limp. He put the snake back into the lake and went back to fishing. A while later he felt a nudge on his foot and it was that damn snake again....with 2 more frogs....!! LIFE IS GOOD!!!
My DUMB BROTHER was at a job interview and was asked, "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fu*ck what you think."
My DUMB BROTHER said when he dies he wants his body donated to science, but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.
My DUMB BROTHER bought a bag of vegetarian sausages. When he opened them, it turned out that they were just carrots.
I almost had a PSYCHIC boyfriend once, but he left me before we met.
I don't think you have be a PSYCHIC to know that you are going to have a GREAT time when you come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. SWEET is one of the comments that I hear when I take my clothes off for you guys. WOW! is another, and I must say that I really enjoy seeing the smiles that I generate with the FULL VIEW and our BODY TO BODY lets my 5ft 9in toned body press my 34D's into your chest and face. MUTUAL TOUCH makes both of us HAPPY and your PLEASURE is FUN for me. So if you are looking for a GREAT massage, keep looking. I'm just a body rub girl that has GREAT TITS and a SUPER attitude that will make you feel GOOD and make you HAPPY that you called me. Come get HAPPY.
PLEASING you always PLEASES me.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 But HURRY, you only have me from 9am till 5pm 'cause I turn back into the SOCCER MOM every evening.
MY PICTURES 100% ME and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!
My DUMB BROTHER asked his wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." He wasn't really listening.
My Grand-Dad was quite the fisherman and one day he was out fishing when he ran out of bait. He spotted a cottonmouth with a frog in it's jaws. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing he couldn't bite with the frog in his mou*th he reached down and grabbed the water moccasin behind the he*ad, took the frog and put him in his bait bucket. The dilemma was how to get rid of the snake without getting bit. Grand-Dad grabbed his bottle of JACK DANIELS and poured a little whiskey in the snake's mou*th. It's eyes rolled back and it went limp. He put the snake back into the lake and went back to fishing. A while later he felt a nudge on his foot and it was that damn snake again....with 2 more frogs....!! LIFE IS GOOD!!!
My DUMB BROTHER was at a job interview and was asked, "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fu*ck what you think."
My DUMB BROTHER said when he dies he wants his body donated to science, but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.
My DUMB BROTHER bought a bag of vegetarian sausages. When he opened them, it turned out that they were just carrots.
I almost had a PSYCHIC boyfriend once, but he left me before we met.
I don't think you have be a PSYCHIC to know that you are going to have a GREAT time when you come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. SWEET is one of the comments that I hear when I take my clothes off for you guys. WOW! is another, and I must say that I really enjoy seeing the smiles that I generate with the FULL VIEW and our BODY TO BODY lets my 5ft 9in toned body press my 34D's into your chest and face. MUTUAL TOUCH makes both of us HAPPY and your PLEASURE is FUN for me. So if you are looking for a GREAT massage, keep looking. I'm just a body rub girl that has GREAT TITS and a SUPER attitude that will make you feel GOOD and make you HAPPY that you called me. Come get HAPPY.
PLEASING you always PLEASES me.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 But HURRY, you only have me from 9am till 5pm 'cause I turn back into the SOCCER MOM every evening.
MY PICTURES 100% ME and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Friday, June 7, 2013 8:33 AM
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HI GUYS,.......call me.......214-469-8492
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
My DUMB BROTHER said that he ordered a T-REX tshirt off of EBAY and when it came in it was a little short in the arms and a few hundred sizes too big...!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said, if you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say..... talk in your sleep.
My DUMB BROTHER said "What is a SOCIAL-LIFE and how do I download one??.....
My DUMB BROTHER said that he heard on the radio that ARMSTRONG got stripped of his titles. He asked if that means he isn't the first man on the moon anymore???
My DUMB BROTHER asked, "Have you ever spelt a word so poorly that you made a completely different word altogether?" "It's rather humidifying."
Growing up, my MOM was such a bad cook that we prayed AFTER we ate!
No More Tears" Baby Shampoo is bullshit. I put some in my eyes to test it out and it stings like HELL!
It's been a while since I told y'all about all the important stuff that I've got up here at my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. You know the main reason you decide to pick one girl over another. Like the dim candle light, the warm towells, the soft music playing. WOW! We've all got that. Why even mention it? Come to our movie theatre. We have talking pictures and chairs to sit on. Our CARWASH!! Now featuring soap and water. Choose me because you will want to spend time with me. I'm more FUN and you know it. FULL VIEW is more FUN when you can tell I like dropping my dress in front of you. Look at all the different pictures I've used in the past 3 months. Is there anything that you've seen that catches your eye? During our BODY TO BODY you can utilize the MUTUAL TOUCH to find out how good my 5ft 9in toned body really feels. And you can find out if those 34D's feel as good as they look. All you have to do is call. FUN and HAPPINESS awaits. PLEASING you PLEASES me. Won't you come PLEASE me?
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
My DUMB BROTHER said that he ordered a T-REX tshirt off of EBAY and when it came in it was a little short in the arms and a few hundred sizes too big...!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said, if you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say..... talk in your sleep.
My DUMB BROTHER said "What is a SOCIAL-LIFE and how do I download one??.....
My DUMB BROTHER said that he heard on the radio that ARMSTRONG got stripped of his titles. He asked if that means he isn't the first man on the moon anymore???
My DUMB BROTHER asked, "Have you ever spelt a word so poorly that you made a completely different word altogether?" "It's rather humidifying."
Growing up, my MOM was such a bad cook that we prayed AFTER we ate!
No More Tears" Baby Shampoo is bullshit. I put some in my eyes to test it out and it stings like HELL!
It's been a while since I told y'all about all the important stuff that I've got up here at my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. You know the main reason you decide to pick one girl over another. Like the dim candle light, the warm towells, the soft music playing. WOW! We've all got that. Why even mention it? Come to our movie theatre. We have talking pictures and chairs to sit on. Our CARWASH!! Now featuring soap and water. Choose me because you will want to spend time with me. I'm more FUN and you know it. FULL VIEW is more FUN when you can tell I like dropping my dress in front of you. Look at all the different pictures I've used in the past 3 months. Is there anything that you've seen that catches your eye? During our BODY TO BODY you can utilize the MUTUAL TOUCH to find out how good my 5ft 9in toned body really feels. And you can find out if those 34D's feel as good as they look. All you have to do is call. FUN and HAPPINESS awaits. PLEASING you PLEASES me. Won't you come PLEASE me?
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Thursday, June 6, 2013 8:53 AM
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HI GUYS,............call me............214-469-8492
Start this with one of the greatest movie quotes ever, JACK NICHOLSON in AS GOOD AS IT GETS: "NEVER, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"
My DUMB BROTHER is so terrified of rodents. The other day he saw a mouse and pulled a knife on it and nearly got kicked out of DISNEYWORLD!!!
I was in a restaurant last night when I saw a family praying at their table.....turns out they were only texting!!!
Whenever I worry that I've been wasting away my life, I cheer myself up by remembering that I have NEVER seen a TWILIGHT movie
My DUMB BROTHER said, "I bought my wife a pair of diamond earrings last month and she hasn't talked to me since." I asked, "Why not?" He said, "That was part of the deal."
Part of your deal is to take a trip to my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and have some FUN!!! You will have so much FUN that you will wonder why you waited so long. When you feast your eyes on the FULL VIEW it will be like the bell ringing for PAVLOV'S dog. My extra wide massage table was made for our BODY TO BODY session so that my 5ft 9in toned body can position the 34D's easily for our MUTUAL TOUCH. All you have to do is call. PLEASURE awaits. Let me make you HAPPY. Yes, PLEASING you is my business, and business is GOOD!
1HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30am for my 9am till 5pm sessions. Get me quick 'cause after 5pm I turn back into the SOCCER MOM!
These are my pictures 100% ME. More pictures posted than anyone on BP. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come feel for yourself! You know you want to.
Start this with one of the greatest movie quotes ever, JACK NICHOLSON in AS GOOD AS IT GETS: "NEVER, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"
My DUMB BROTHER is so terrified of rodents. The other day he saw a mouse and pulled a knife on it and nearly got kicked out of DISNEYWORLD!!!
I was in a restaurant last night when I saw a family praying at their table.....turns out they were only texting!!!
Whenever I worry that I've been wasting away my life, I cheer myself up by remembering that I have NEVER seen a TWILIGHT movie
My DUMB BROTHER said, "I bought my wife a pair of diamond earrings last month and she hasn't talked to me since." I asked, "Why not?" He said, "That was part of the deal."
Part of your deal is to take a trip to my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and have some FUN!!! You will have so much FUN that you will wonder why you waited so long. When you feast your eyes on the FULL VIEW it will be like the bell ringing for PAVLOV'S dog. My extra wide massage table was made for our BODY TO BODY session so that my 5ft 9in toned body can position the 34D's easily for our MUTUAL TOUCH. All you have to do is call. PLEASURE awaits. Let me make you HAPPY. Yes, PLEASING you is my business, and business is GOOD!
1HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30am for my 9am till 5pm sessions. Get me quick 'cause after 5pm I turn back into the SOCCER MOM!
These are my pictures 100% ME. More pictures posted than anyone on BP. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come feel for yourself! You know you want to.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:32 AM
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HI GUYS, ...........call me...........214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER'S friend said to him,...the girl you came with.....I think SHE'S a HE!... My DUMB BROTHER said, WHAT?...Why? His friend said, "Well, when I stood next to her at the urinal... I could have sworn that she had an Adam's Apple
My DUMB BROTHER said he's come up with a way to unite the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland...... Send over a million Muslims......
My DUMB BROTHER was walking down the street the other day when he stepped on a massive pile of DOG CRAP. He moved over to a patch of grass to wipe it off when an elderly woman HOBBLING on a walking stick stepped on the same PILE. My DUMB BROTHER looked over at her and said, "I just did that!" The old woman waddled over and WALLOPED him with her cane.
My DUMB BROTHER, who smelled like whiskey, sat down on a bench in a subway station next to a priest. My DUMB BROTHER'S tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a empty bottle of Jim Beam was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. My DUMB BROTHER opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes he turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around and lack of a bath." My DUMB BROTHER muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged my DUMB BROTHER and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" My DUMB BROTHER answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the POPE does."
Come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and I can't guarantee you'll get a great massage (this is body rub y'all) but it will be a lot more FUN than stepping in dog crap. When you come in know that what you have seen and read is what you are going to get. I'm the girl in all those pictures that you have seen and I'm the SOCCER MOM that will talk your ear off about my COWBOYS or whatever pops into my he*ad. But what most are interested in is the FULL VIEW that you get when my dress hits the floor and surprisingly only a few watch me undress. Most that do almost always say WOW! or something similar. I like that. I want you to like what you see. My 5ft 9in toned body and my 34D's will RELAX you and PLEASE you during our BODY TO BODY session that includes everyones favorite, MUTUAL TOUCH! If you want to get HAPPY then make that call. PLEASING you PLEASES me. Don't you want me to be PLEASED?
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! They are so soft. Come feel for yourself.
My DUMB BROTHER'S friend said to him,...the girl you came with.....I think SHE'S a HE!... My DUMB BROTHER said, WHAT?...Why? His friend said, "Well, when I stood next to her at the urinal... I could have sworn that she had an Adam's Apple
My DUMB BROTHER said he's come up with a way to unite the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland...... Send over a million Muslims......
My DUMB BROTHER was walking down the street the other day when he stepped on a massive pile of DOG CRAP. He moved over to a patch of grass to wipe it off when an elderly woman HOBBLING on a walking stick stepped on the same PILE. My DUMB BROTHER looked over at her and said, "I just did that!" The old woman waddled over and WALLOPED him with her cane.
My DUMB BROTHER, who smelled like whiskey, sat down on a bench in a subway station next to a priest. My DUMB BROTHER'S tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a empty bottle of Jim Beam was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. My DUMB BROTHER opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes he turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around and lack of a bath." My DUMB BROTHER muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged my DUMB BROTHER and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" My DUMB BROTHER answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the POPE does."
Come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and I can't guarantee you'll get a great massage (this is body rub y'all) but it will be a lot more FUN than stepping in dog crap. When you come in know that what you have seen and read is what you are going to get. I'm the girl in all those pictures that you have seen and I'm the SOCCER MOM that will talk your ear off about my COWBOYS or whatever pops into my he*ad. But what most are interested in is the FULL VIEW that you get when my dress hits the floor and surprisingly only a few watch me undress. Most that do almost always say WOW! or something similar. I like that. I want you to like what you see. My 5ft 9in toned body and my 34D's will RELAX you and PLEASE you during our BODY TO BODY session that includes everyones favorite, MUTUAL TOUCH! If you want to get HAPPY then make that call. PLEASING you PLEASES me. Don't you want me to be PLEASED?
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! They are so soft. Come feel for yourself.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Tuesday, June 4, 2013 10:40 AM
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HI GUYS, ...........call me...........214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER asked me if STEVEN HAWKING is that skate boarder dude???????
My DUMB BROTHER said if you want your wife to LISTEN and PAY strict attention to every word you say......... talk in your sleep.
The EVANGELIST told the congregation if anyone needs prayed over to please come forward. My DUMB BROTHER got in line and when it was his turn the EVANGELIST asked, "My son, what do you want me to pray about?" My DUMB BROTHER said, "I need you to pray for help with my HEARING." With both hands over his ears the EVANGELIST prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a STIRRING prayer and the whole congregation joined in with GREAT enthusiasm. After a few minutes the EVANGELIST removed his hands, stood back and asked, "How is your hearing now?" My DUMB BROTHER answered, "Well, I don't know. It's not 'til next week."
A dog is truly man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and when you open the trunk which one is really happy to see you?
My DUMB BROTHER'S son asked him what a manager was. My DUMB BROTHER said a manager is someone who makes important decisions at work, who helps others learn and develope. Why do you ask? Well, when Uncle Tony and Uncle Bill were here yesterday I heard them say that mom is a bit of a handful for one man, but together they could probally manager.
I bet I can manage to take your worries away. All we need is for you to stop looking at my pictures and use that hand to pick up the phone and call me. A sure-fire way to make your week a GREAT week is to come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and let me TREAT you like a CHAMPION. As my dress hits the floor and FULL VIEW comes into play (wonder why they won't let us say NA*KED? is anyone being fooled by these secret codes?) you will RISE to attention and get my focused attention. Our BODY TO BODY session with my 5ft 9in toned body and my 34D pleasure mounds seeking your hands and mouth will show you that MUTUAL TOUCH is HARD to beat. And I like it HARD. So look at my pictures and think how much FUN it is going to be to see us in the mirror on my extra wide massage table. FULL VIEW in my is so much better when you see me take off that dress just for you. Add in MUTUAL TOUCH during our BODY TO BODY session and I'll have you yelling Yippee-ki-yah in no time. So, your mission, should you accept it, is to come visit my 5ft 9in toned body and feel how great my 34D's will feel pressed into your chest as your hands glide over my back. Should you be caught or captured the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your mission and you will be forced to endure the full hour with Cindy.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB....$180
Call 214-469-8492 But HURRY, I start taking calls at 8AM for my 10AM till 5PM sessions and I don't work past 5 or on the weekends 'cause I am the SOCCER MOM!!!
My pictures 100% Me and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!
My DUMB BROTHER asked me if STEVEN HAWKING is that skate boarder dude???????
My DUMB BROTHER said if you want your wife to LISTEN and PAY strict attention to every word you say......... talk in your sleep.
The EVANGELIST told the congregation if anyone needs prayed over to please come forward. My DUMB BROTHER got in line and when it was his turn the EVANGELIST asked, "My son, what do you want me to pray about?" My DUMB BROTHER said, "I need you to pray for help with my HEARING." With both hands over his ears the EVANGELIST prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a STIRRING prayer and the whole congregation joined in with GREAT enthusiasm. After a few minutes the EVANGELIST removed his hands, stood back and asked, "How is your hearing now?" My DUMB BROTHER answered, "Well, I don't know. It's not 'til next week."
A dog is truly man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and when you open the trunk which one is really happy to see you?
My DUMB BROTHER'S son asked him what a manager was. My DUMB BROTHER said a manager is someone who makes important decisions at work, who helps others learn and develope. Why do you ask? Well, when Uncle Tony and Uncle Bill were here yesterday I heard them say that mom is a bit of a handful for one man, but together they could probally manager.
I bet I can manage to take your worries away. All we need is for you to stop looking at my pictures and use that hand to pick up the phone and call me. A sure-fire way to make your week a GREAT week is to come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and let me TREAT you like a CHAMPION. As my dress hits the floor and FULL VIEW comes into play (wonder why they won't let us say NA*KED? is anyone being fooled by these secret codes?) you will RISE to attention and get my focused attention. Our BODY TO BODY session with my 5ft 9in toned body and my 34D pleasure mounds seeking your hands and mouth will show you that MUTUAL TOUCH is HARD to beat. And I like it HARD. So look at my pictures and think how much FUN it is going to be to see us in the mirror on my extra wide massage table. FULL VIEW in my is so much better when you see me take off that dress just for you. Add in MUTUAL TOUCH during our BODY TO BODY session and I'll have you yelling Yippee-ki-yah in no time. So, your mission, should you accept it, is to come visit my 5ft 9in toned body and feel how great my 34D's will feel pressed into your chest as your hands glide over my back. Should you be caught or captured the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your mission and you will be forced to endure the full hour with Cindy.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB....$180
Call 214-469-8492 But HURRY, I start taking calls at 8AM for my 10AM till 5PM sessions and I don't work past 5 or on the weekends 'cause I am the SOCCER MOM!!!
My pictures 100% Me and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Friday, May 31, 2013 8:36 AM
Reply: click here
HI GUYS,............call me............214-469-8492
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
Why MEN are HAPPIER than WOMEN: • Wedding plans take care of themselves. • Chocolate is just another snack. • You can be President. You can never be preg*nant . • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. • Car Mechanics tell you the truth. • The world is your urinal. • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. • You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. • Same work, more pay. • Wrinkles add character. • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. • People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. • New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. • One mood all the time. • Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. • A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. • You can open all of your own jars. • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. • Everything on your face stays its original color. • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. • You only have to shave your face and neck. • You can play with toys all your life. • Your belly usually hides your big hips. • One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minute.
My DUMB BROTHER said that the punishment for BIGAMY is having 2 MOTHER'S IN LAW...!!!
CARL THE ROOSTER
The day Carl was made henhouse rooster had to be the proudest day of his life. Oh, how he strutted and preened outside the little hut where all the chickens lived. From the corner of his eye he could see them nervously peeking out to see the new co*ck of the walk. You could hardly blame him for smiling so smugly. He knew that from that moment on, if a chicken wanted extra feed, well, she had to ask Carl. Same thing for pecking privileges in the yard. And of course, when it came time to lay eggs, the premium spots nearest the warming lamps were handed out by you-know-who. Yep, life was good for ol' Carl. Up at dawn, a loud clearing of the throat, a largely ceremonial patrol of the perimeter, and then, an afternoon and evening of doling out favors to the chickens. And the best part about it was he never had to actually ask for anything in return. He would simply tell each chicken to decide for herself what, if anything, she should give him to ensure his continued friendship. But let me tell you, it's no accident he named his rooster hut "Casa Quid Pro Quo." Yep, Carl had it knocked. At least until he was forced out of his job by a class-action paternity suit that was entirely without merit and probably politically motivated by bitter, eggless chickens.
You won't be forced out of my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where you will always be treated like the henhouse rooster. PAMPERED and PREENED over as I am strutting around in FULL VIEW showing off my 5ft 9in toned body just for you. When was the last time you were treated the way that you deserve? Well, that is too long. Lay down on my extra wide massage table and let me join you in a BODY TO BODY session that brings my 34D's into your hands during MUTUAL TOUCH and we will both have FUN. Don't be scared. I promise to be gentle and leave you HAPPY. Come on SUGAR-BRITCHES, pick up the phone and call me. If you like my pictures, you will LOVE the real me. HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Again, these are my pictures, 100% ME. Come and feel for yourself.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
Why MEN are HAPPIER than WOMEN: • Wedding plans take care of themselves. • Chocolate is just another snack. • You can be President. You can never be preg*nant . • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. • Car Mechanics tell you the truth. • The world is your urinal. • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. • You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. • Same work, more pay. • Wrinkles add character. • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. • People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. • New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. • One mood all the time. • Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. • A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. • You can open all of your own jars. • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. • Everything on your face stays its original color. • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. • You only have to shave your face and neck. • You can play with toys all your life. • Your belly usually hides your big hips. • One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minute.
My DUMB BROTHER said that the punishment for BIGAMY is having 2 MOTHER'S IN LAW...!!!
CARL THE ROOSTER
The day Carl was made henhouse rooster had to be the proudest day of his life. Oh, how he strutted and preened outside the little hut where all the chickens lived. From the corner of his eye he could see them nervously peeking out to see the new co*ck of the walk. You could hardly blame him for smiling so smugly. He knew that from that moment on, if a chicken wanted extra feed, well, she had to ask Carl. Same thing for pecking privileges in the yard. And of course, when it came time to lay eggs, the premium spots nearest the warming lamps were handed out by you-know-who. Yep, life was good for ol' Carl. Up at dawn, a loud clearing of the throat, a largely ceremonial patrol of the perimeter, and then, an afternoon and evening of doling out favors to the chickens. And the best part about it was he never had to actually ask for anything in return. He would simply tell each chicken to decide for herself what, if anything, she should give him to ensure his continued friendship. But let me tell you, it's no accident he named his rooster hut "Casa Quid Pro Quo." Yep, Carl had it knocked. At least until he was forced out of his job by a class-action paternity suit that was entirely without merit and probably politically motivated by bitter, eggless chickens.
You won't be forced out of my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where you will always be treated like the henhouse rooster. PAMPERED and PREENED over as I am strutting around in FULL VIEW showing off my 5ft 9in toned body just for you. When was the last time you were treated the way that you deserve? Well, that is too long. Lay down on my extra wide massage table and let me join you in a BODY TO BODY session that brings my 34D's into your hands during MUTUAL TOUCH and we will both have FUN. Don't be scared. I promise to be gentle and leave you HAPPY. Come on SUGAR-BRITCHES, pick up the phone and call me. If you like my pictures, you will LOVE the real me. HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Again, these are my pictures, 100% ME. Come and feel for yourself.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:29 AM
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HI GUYS, .........call me.........214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER said that no better than those suppositories worked he might as well have stuck them up his a*s*s...!!!!!
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life.... press 3.
My DUMB BROTHER said, of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with.........How in the hell did two sticks win?
PRESIDENT OBAMA was asked if he thought the glass was half full or half empty. He replied that through a series of cuts, his party aims to reduce the glass size by a third over the next two years. Creating the illusion of a fuller glass.
Those of you with kids, STUDYING: the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
If you put your ear to my DUMB BROTHER'S ear you can hear the ocean.
My DUMB BROTHER said, "An obsession with YODA I have. Leaving because of it, my wife is."
My DUMB BROTHER was explaining to his wife that in REINCARNATION when you die you must come back as a completely different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a COW. My DUMB BROTHER said you obviously aren't listening.
I promise you will think that you have died and are now in heaven and you will be PLEASED in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where making you HAPPY is my #1 goal. When my dress hits the floor and the FULL VIEW comes into play and you see that the pictures aren't near as much FUN as my 5ft 9in toned body will be when I press my 34D's into your chest and face during our BODY TO BODY erotic session. Your hands will seek PLEASURE of their own and MUTUAL TOUCH will guide the way. Who wants to have FUN today? Come get HAPPY!!! Come get RELAXED!!!
1HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8am for my 10am till 5pm sessions. Get me quick 'cause after 5pm I turn back into the SOCCER MOM!
These are my pictures 100% ME. More pictures posted than anyone on BP. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come feel for yourself! You know you want to.
My DUMB BROTHER said that no better than those suppositories worked he might as well have stuck them up his a*s*s...!!!!!
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life.... press 3.
My DUMB BROTHER said, of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with.........How in the hell did two sticks win?
PRESIDENT OBAMA was asked if he thought the glass was half full or half empty. He replied that through a series of cuts, his party aims to reduce the glass size by a third over the next two years. Creating the illusion of a fuller glass.
Those of you with kids, STUDYING: the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
If you put your ear to my DUMB BROTHER'S ear you can hear the ocean.
My DUMB BROTHER said, "An obsession with YODA I have. Leaving because of it, my wife is."
My DUMB BROTHER was explaining to his wife that in REINCARNATION when you die you must come back as a completely different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a COW. My DUMB BROTHER said you obviously aren't listening.
I promise you will think that you have died and are now in heaven and you will be PLEASED in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where making you HAPPY is my #1 goal. When my dress hits the floor and the FULL VIEW comes into play and you see that the pictures aren't near as much FUN as my 5ft 9in toned body will be when I press my 34D's into your chest and face during our BODY TO BODY erotic session. Your hands will seek PLEASURE of their own and MUTUAL TOUCH will guide the way. Who wants to have FUN today? Come get HAPPY!!! Come get RELAXED!!!
1HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8am for my 10am till 5pm sessions. Get me quick 'cause after 5pm I turn back into the SOCCER MOM!
These are my pictures 100% ME. More pictures posted than anyone on BP. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come feel for yourself! You know you want to.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 8:33 AM
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HI GUYS,.......call me.......214-469-8492
No matter how BIG and BAD you are. When a 2 year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!
My DUMB BROTHER said that he has figured out the SECRET of HAPPINESS.....it's simple......don't marry a BITCH!!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said he must be GREAT in bed, because every girl he's ever had s*e*x with has told him that she wished it had lasted longer.
My DUMB BROTHER said, If you had to choose between your wife and winning the lottery.......What kind of car would you buy 1st?!.!.?
My DUMB BROTHER slays me. He is terrible around women. He told me that a BEAUTIFUL girl in a BIKINI stopped him last summer to ask for directions. He just kept saying to himself, "Don't stare at her TITS. Don't stare at her TITS." She then asked him, "Don't stare at whose TITS?"
My DUMB BROTHER said that he has dis*cov*ered a CURE for a HEADACHE and an EARACHE............ Stay SINGLE!!!
I was told that if at FIRST I don't SUCCEED.....try doing it the way my husband told me to do it.
I know what to put together in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE to insure that you will have a GREAT TIME. My 5ft 9in toned body pressed up against you in my FULL VIEW. My 34D's and your hands and face should get you going GOOD because MUTUAL TOUCH lets you join in on the FUN! Our goal is to be HAPPY and our BODY TO BODY session will bring the PLEASURE that you seek and will make both of us HAPPY!!! So come on and call. PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!!! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ......$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM MONDAY - FRIDAY 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening and on the weekends.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Come and FEEL for yourself. You know you want to. I want you to.
No matter how BIG and BAD you are. When a 2 year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!
My DUMB BROTHER said that he has figured out the SECRET of HAPPINESS.....it's simple......don't marry a BITCH!!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said he must be GREAT in bed, because every girl he's ever had s*e*x with has told him that she wished it had lasted longer.
My DUMB BROTHER said, If you had to choose between your wife and winning the lottery.......What kind of car would you buy 1st?!.!.?
My DUMB BROTHER slays me. He is terrible around women. He told me that a BEAUTIFUL girl in a BIKINI stopped him last summer to ask for directions. He just kept saying to himself, "Don't stare at her TITS. Don't stare at her TITS." She then asked him, "Don't stare at whose TITS?"
My DUMB BROTHER said that he has dis*cov*ered a CURE for a HEADACHE and an EARACHE............ Stay SINGLE!!!
I was told that if at FIRST I don't SUCCEED.....try doing it the way my husband told me to do it.
I know what to put together in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE to insure that you will have a GREAT TIME. My 5ft 9in toned body pressed up against you in my FULL VIEW. My 34D's and your hands and face should get you going GOOD because MUTUAL TOUCH lets you join in on the FUN! Our goal is to be HAPPY and our BODY TO BODY session will bring the PLEASURE that you seek and will make both of us HAPPY!!! So come on and call. PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!!! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ......$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM MONDAY - FRIDAY 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening and on the weekends.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Come and FEEL for yourself. You know you want to. I want you to.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Tuesday, May 28, 2013 8:37 AM
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HI GUYS,............call me............214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER said that getting MARRIED is betting someone ha*lf of everything that you own that you will love them forever!!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said religion is like circumcision. If you wait until someone is 21 to tell them about it, they probably won't be interested.
My DUMB BROTHER just got back from a week long fishing trip with his buddies and was mad that his wife didn't pack him any underwear. She said they were in his TACKLE BOX...!!!!
It's all about perspective. The sinking of the TITANIC was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
HENNY YOUNGMAN once said, "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."
My DOG ate all the ALPHABET MAGNETS off the refrigerator and he's been leaving little messages all over the lawn.
I hope that the messages that I'm leaving you makes you want to come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where the times are GOOD and everyone leaves HAPPY. I am THRILLED when I see you and THRILLED when I take off all my clothes for the FULL VIEW and you say WOW!! I know I'm not the GREATEST MASSAGE ARTIST of all time (this IS body rub, duh) and I can't do the TANTRAC MASSAGE, the SWEDISH MEATBALL MASSAGE or the HEIMLICH MANEUVER, but when it comes to the BODY TO BODY and my 5ft 9in toned body with my firm, yet soft 34D's are pressing into you I BLAST to the TOP of the CLASS. MUTUAL TOUCH and great conversation. WOW!! You will be so HAPPY and when you are HAPPY then I am HAPPY. Let's get HAPPY!! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!! Do you know where POLOCKS keep their ARMIES? Up their SLEEVIES! Gosh that's old but I like it. And I'll like you too. So come see me.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8am but HURRY, I book up very fast sometimes and you only have me from 9am till 5pm 'cause I turn back into the SOCCER MOM every evening and I'm the SOCCER MOM on the weekends too.
My pictures 100% ME Come on in. See and FEEL for yourself. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said that getting MARRIED is betting someone ha*lf of everything that you own that you will love them forever!!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said religion is like circumcision. If you wait until someone is 21 to tell them about it, they probably won't be interested.
My DUMB BROTHER just got back from a week long fishing trip with his buddies and was mad that his wife didn't pack him any underwear. She said they were in his TACKLE BOX...!!!!
It's all about perspective. The sinking of the TITANIC was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
HENNY YOUNGMAN once said, "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."
My DOG ate all the ALPHABET MAGNETS off the refrigerator and he's been leaving little messages all over the lawn.
I hope that the messages that I'm leaving you makes you want to come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where the times are GOOD and everyone leaves HAPPY. I am THRILLED when I see you and THRILLED when I take off all my clothes for the FULL VIEW and you say WOW!! I know I'm not the GREATEST MASSAGE ARTIST of all time (this IS body rub, duh) and I can't do the TANTRAC MASSAGE, the SWEDISH MEATBALL MASSAGE or the HEIMLICH MANEUVER, but when it comes to the BODY TO BODY and my 5ft 9in toned body with my firm, yet soft 34D's are pressing into you I BLAST to the TOP of the CLASS. MUTUAL TOUCH and great conversation. WOW!! You will be so HAPPY and when you are HAPPY then I am HAPPY. Let's get HAPPY!! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!! HOP HOP HOP to HAPPY!! Do you know where POLOCKS keep their ARMIES? Up their SLEEVIES! Gosh that's old but I like it. And I'll like you too. So come see me.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8am but HURRY, I book up very fast sometimes and you only have me from 9am till 5pm 'cause I turn back into the SOCCER MOM every evening and I'm the SOCCER MOM on the weekends too.
My pictures 100% ME Come on in. See and FEEL for yourself. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!!
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Friday, May 24, 2013 8:34 AM
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HI GUYS, .......call me.......214-469-8492
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
My DUMB BROTHER'S wife is so FAT her clothes are designed by an architect....!!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said, Kim Kardashian's baby will be the second thing that her vagina has given birth to.... The first was her career.
My DUMB BROTHER'S wife came in from shopping to find him packing his bags. "What's going on here?" she asked. "I'm sorry," he replied. "I can't lie to you any more, I'm seeing someone else." "What's she like?" asked his wife, with her lip now quivering. He replied, "She's a 19 year old topless model who insists on s*e*x three times a day. Her dad owns a bar and she likes me to go out with the guys every Friday." "Is there any point in me asking you to change your mind?" she pleaded. "You know, I'll miss your sense of humor," my DUMB BROTHER said, walking out the door
My DUMB BROTHER said he wishes pigs really could fly! He bets their wings would be so tasty.
I nearly bought an ORIGAMI belt, but realised it would be a waist of paper.
It won't be a WASTE of your time when you come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. My breasts work in a mysterious way. The closer they get to your face the bigger we both get. So why don't you come on in and get up close and personal to my 34D's and let my 5ft 9in toned body give you the BODY TO BODY experience you crave. FULL VIEW and MUTUAL TOUCH and everyones HAPPY!!! So come on in and let me HEAT things up. It's way more FUN being HAPPY!!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
My DUMB BROTHER'S wife is so FAT her clothes are designed by an architect....!!!!
My DUMB BROTHER said, Kim Kardashian's baby will be the second thing that her vagina has given birth to.... The first was her career.
My DUMB BROTHER'S wife came in from shopping to find him packing his bags. "What's going on here?" she asked. "I'm sorry," he replied. "I can't lie to you any more, I'm seeing someone else." "What's she like?" asked his wife, with her lip now quivering. He replied, "She's a 19 year old topless model who insists on s*e*x three times a day. Her dad owns a bar and she likes me to go out with the guys every Friday." "Is there any point in me asking you to change your mind?" she pleaded. "You know, I'll miss your sense of humor," my DUMB BROTHER said, walking out the door
My DUMB BROTHER said he wishes pigs really could fly! He bets their wings would be so tasty.
I nearly bought an ORIGAMI belt, but realised it would be a waist of paper.
It won't be a WASTE of your time when you come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. My breasts work in a mysterious way. The closer they get to your face the bigger we both get. So why don't you come on in and get up close and personal to my 34D's and let my 5ft 9in toned body give you the BODY TO BODY experience you crave. FULL VIEW and MUTUAL TOUCH and everyones HAPPY!!! So come on in and let me HEAT things up. It's way more FUN being HAPPY!!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to. I want you to.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
• Location:
Dallas, GALLERIA 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Thursday, May 23, 2013 8:29 AM
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HI GUYS,............call me............214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER said he stayed at a really fancy five star hotel once and the towels were so thick he could hardly shut his suitcase.
My DUMB BROTHER said he hates people that don't know the difference between your and you're. He says their so stupid..??
My DUMB BROTHER was in the yard with his 10 year old son when his wife called him into the house to help her with something. Just as my DUMB BROTHER was about to go into the house his son said, "Wait a minute Dad. Make her wait. The other day I heard her talking to her friend on the phone that you come too quick."
When my DUMB BROTHER and his wife split up she broke his windshield and put a huge dent in his hood.... Although, in retrospect, he was driving pretty fast...!!!
Health experts have said that one CARROT a day can keep you free of colon cancer.....I hope they mean you eat it!!
My DUMB BROTHER opened a FACEBOOK account under the name of "NO ONE". Now when he sends someone a friend request it says "NO ONE" wants to be your friend........ Simple mind, simple pleasures.
Come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE, where the simple pleasures are on display and irrefutable. When I take off all my clothes for the FULL VIEW and you see the SMILE on my face, (if you look up at my face), you will know that I'm here to PLEASE you. Making you HAPPY gives me PLEASURE and my 5ft 9in toned body with 34D pleasure dom*es just waiting for your hands (MUTUAL TOUCH) is the start of HAPPY TIME. I've got an extra wide massage table that is GREAT for BODY TO BODY erotic body rubs but if you are looking for one of those fancy massages like a TANTRUM MASSAGE or a SWEDISH MEATBALLS MASSAGE or even that HEIMLICH MANEUVER MASSAGE you've come to the wrong place. I hope you just want someone that has nice TITS, a toned body and a SWEET disposition but little talent. Because that's ME. Your SWEET little ol body rub girl.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8am but HURRY, I book up very fast sometimes and you only have me from 9am till 5pm 'cause I turn back into the SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME Come on in. See and FEEL for yourself. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!! You'll like me, you'll really like me.
My DUMB BROTHER said he stayed at a really fancy five star hotel once and the towels were so thick he could hardly shut his suitcase.
My DUMB BROTHER said he hates people that don't know the difference between your and you're. He says their so stupid..??
My DUMB BROTHER was in the yard with his 10 year old son when his wife called him into the house to help her with something. Just as my DUMB BROTHER was about to go into the house his son said, "Wait a minute Dad. Make her wait. The other day I heard her talking to her friend on the phone that you come too quick."
When my DUMB BROTHER and his wife split up she broke his windshield and put a huge dent in his hood.... Although, in retrospect, he was driving pretty fast...!!!
Health experts have said that one CARROT a day can keep you free of colon cancer.....I hope they mean you eat it!!
My DUMB BROTHER opened a FACEBOOK account under the name of "NO ONE". Now when he sends someone a friend request it says "NO ONE" wants to be your friend........ Simple mind, simple pleasures.
Come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE, where the simple pleasures are on display and irrefutable. When I take off all my clothes for the FULL VIEW and you see the SMILE on my face, (if you look up at my face), you will know that I'm here to PLEASE you. Making you HAPPY gives me PLEASURE and my 5ft 9in toned body with 34D pleasure dom*es just waiting for your hands (MUTUAL TOUCH) is the start of HAPPY TIME. I've got an extra wide massage table that is GREAT for BODY TO BODY erotic body rubs but if you are looking for one of those fancy massages like a TANTRUM MASSAGE or a SWEDISH MEATBALLS MASSAGE or even that HEIMLICH MANEUVER MASSAGE you've come to the wrong place. I hope you just want someone that has nice TITS, a toned body and a SWEET disposition but little talent. Because that's ME. Your SWEET little ol body rub girl.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 8am but HURRY, I book up very fast sometimes and you only have me from 9am till 5pm 'cause I turn back into the SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME Come on in. See and FEEL for yourself. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!! You'll like me, you'll really like me.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:31 AM
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HI GUYS,............call me............214-469-8492
My DUMB BROTHER said he can always tell when his wife wants a long good night of s*e*xing.............She goes out.
My DUMB BROTHER said the first rule of church club is you tell everyone about church club.
My DUMB BROTHER said, "Lassie became obsolete the day Timmy got a cell phone. "Dad? Yeah, I've fallen down the well again."
My DUMB BROTHER bought a PARROT last month because he thought it would be COOL to have a pet that could talk, but it couldn't say "I'M HUNGRY" so it died.
I lost a swimming competition, the BREAST STROKE, but I think the other girls CHEATED. They used their arms.
My DUMB BROTHER said that when he woke up this morning his big toe was missing......in it's place was a little note that read ... 'GONE TO MARKET'
Browsing through backpage is like going to the market and I hope you choose me. You can squeeze the fruit. Know you will have FUN watching my dress hit the floor and the FULL VIEW shows you that my 5ft 9in toned body and 34D's will soon be pressing into your face and chest during our BODY TO BODY erotic session. Do you know that the BEST way to start off the day is to come see me, CINDY, and let my magic fingers do the walking and walk all your tensions away in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. I hope you have been thinking about me and want to see if my tan lines have gotten any darker. They have and my FULL VIEW will let you see all the white areas.
Upscale PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE with dim lights, relaxing music, blah blah blah, TITTIES, blah blah blah, TITTIES ON YOU, blah blah blah, BODY to BODY, OH baby, FUN TIMES....PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!!!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 but HURRY, you know you want me and you deserve the PLEASURE but you only have me till 5 'cause I do turn back into the SOCCER MOM!!!
My actual pictures, 100% ME. Yes, they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come on in and feel for yourself.
My DUMB BROTHER said he can always tell when his wife wants a long good night of s*e*xing.............She goes out.
My DUMB BROTHER said the first rule of church club is you tell everyone about church club.
My DUMB BROTHER said, "Lassie became obsolete the day Timmy got a cell phone. "Dad? Yeah, I've fallen down the well again."
My DUMB BROTHER bought a PARROT last month because he thought it would be COOL to have a pet that could talk, but it couldn't say "I'M HUNGRY" so it died.
I lost a swimming competition, the BREAST STROKE, but I think the other girls CHEATED. They used their arms.
My DUMB BROTHER said that when he woke up this morning his big toe was missing......in it's place was a little note that read ... 'GONE TO MARKET'
Browsing through backpage is like going to the market and I hope you choose me. You can squeeze the fruit. Know you will have FUN watching my dress hit the floor and the FULL VIEW shows you that my 5ft 9in toned body and 34D's will soon be pressing into your face and chest during our BODY TO BODY erotic session. Do you know that the BEST way to start off the day is to come see me, CINDY, and let my magic fingers do the walking and walk all your tensions away in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. I hope you have been thinking about me and want to see if my tan lines have gotten any darker. They have and my FULL VIEW will let you see all the white areas.
Upscale PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE with dim lights, relaxing music, blah blah blah, TITTIES, blah blah blah, TITTIES ON YOU, blah blah blah, BODY to BODY, OH baby, FUN TIMES....PLEASURE is my business and business is GOOD!!!
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 but HURRY, you know you want me and you deserve the PLEASURE but you only have me till 5 'cause I do turn back into the SOCCER MOM!!!
My actual pictures, 100% ME. Yes, they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come on in and feel for yourself.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
Posted:
Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:44 AM
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HI GUYS,.......call me.......214-469-8492
When he was younger my DUMB BROTHER had a hard time getting a date even though he could speak 2 languages.........ENGLISH and KLINGON
My DUMB BROTHER and his wife have been together so long they finish each others sentences.....usually with, "Will you Please shut the F..K up!!!"
My DUMB BROTHER said he gets mixed up between CLAUSTROPHOBIA and HOMOPHOBIA. He asked which is the one about being in a CLOSET?
My DUMB BROTHER said that every night it's doggy style in his bedroom..... He sits up and begs and she rolls over and plays dead.
My DUMB BROTHER said it is better to have LOVED and LOST, than to live with a PSYCHOTIC BITCH for the rest of your life.
My DUMB BROTHER was taking his wife to CANCUN and when he got to the airport he said, "I wish I had brought our TELEVISION." She said, "Our television? Are you bored already?" He said no, I left our PASSPORTS on top of it.
You don't need a PASSPORT to take a trip to my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. You will have so much FUN that you will wonder why you waited so long. When you feast your eyes on the FULL VIEW it will be like the bell ringing for PAVLOV'S dog. My extra wide massage table was made for our BODY TO BODY session so that my 5ft 9in toned body can position the 34D's easily for our MUTUAL TOUCH. All you have to do is call. PLEASURE awaits. Let me make you HAPPY. Yes, PLEASING you is my business, and business is GOOD!
1HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30am for my 10am till 5pm sessions. Get me quick 'cause after 5pm I turn back into the SOCCER MOM!
These are my pictures 100% ME. More pictures posted than anyone on BP. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come feel for yourself! You know you want to.
When he was younger my DUMB BROTHER had a hard time getting a date even though he could speak 2 languages.........ENGLISH and KLINGON
My DUMB BROTHER and his wife have been together so long they finish each others sentences.....usually with, "Will you Please shut the F..K up!!!"
My DUMB BROTHER said he gets mixed up between CLAUSTROPHOBIA and HOMOPHOBIA. He asked which is the one about being in a CLOSET?
My DUMB BROTHER said that every night it's doggy style in his bedroom..... He sits up and begs and she rolls over and plays dead.
My DUMB BROTHER said it is better to have LOVED and LOST, than to live with a PSYCHOTIC BITCH for the rest of your life.
My DUMB BROTHER was taking his wife to CANCUN and when he got to the airport he said, "I wish I had brought our TELEVISION." She said, "Our television? Are you bored already?" He said no, I left our PASSPORTS on top of it.
You don't need a PASSPORT to take a trip to my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. You will have so much FUN that you will wonder why you waited so long. When you feast your eyes on the FULL VIEW it will be like the bell ringing for PAVLOV'S dog. My extra wide massage table was made for our BODY TO BODY session so that my 5ft 9in toned body can position the 34D's easily for our MUTUAL TOUCH. All you have to do is call. PLEASURE awaits. Let me make you HAPPY. Yes, PLEASING you is my business, and business is GOOD!
1HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB.... $180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30am for my 10am till 5pm sessions. Get me quick 'cause after 5pm I turn back into the SOCCER MOM!
These are my pictures 100% ME. More pictures posted than anyone on BP. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR! Come feel for yourself! You know you want to.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort
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Friday, May 17, 2013 8:36 AM
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My DUMB BROTHER thinks Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.
My DUMB BROTHER wears a medical alert bracelet that says, "i'm probally just drunk"...!!!???
My DUMB BROTHER is so dumb. He was on a date with a gorgeous woman and she said, "You're so funny. It feels good to laugh. I haven't laughed since my mother died." My DUMB BROTHER said, "You laughed when your mother died?"
Do you ever see questions on a survey that make no sense at all? If so, why not?
My DUMB BROTHER said he helped his WIFE with the dishes earlier. Well, when he said HELPED, he meant he used the same glass twice.
HENNY YOUNGMAN once said, "If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way."
No one will be standing in your way of my 5ft 9in toned body when my dress hits the floor. My 34D's are HARD to miss as they are pressed into your chest and face during our BODY TO BODY erotic session. MUTUAL TOUCH lets both of our hands seek PLEASURE and the FUN never ends. In my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE you can be SAFE and SECURE in the knowledge that you are going to get a woman that wants you to be there and that you will be HAPPY when you leave. So come get HAPPY.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! They are so soft. Come feel for yourself.
******★***★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****★***★**************
My DUMB BROTHER thinks Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.
My DUMB BROTHER wears a medical alert bracelet that says, "i'm probally just drunk"...!!!???
My DUMB BROTHER is so dumb. He was on a date with a gorgeous woman and she said, "You're so funny. It feels good to laugh. I haven't laughed since my mother died." My DUMB BROTHER said, "You laughed when your mother died?"
Do you ever see questions on a survey that make no sense at all? If so, why not?
My DUMB BROTHER said he helped his WIFE with the dishes earlier. Well, when he said HELPED, he meant he used the same glass twice.
HENNY YOUNGMAN once said, "If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way."
No one will be standing in your way of my 5ft 9in toned body when my dress hits the floor. My 34D's are HARD to miss as they are pressed into your chest and face during our BODY TO BODY erotic session. MUTUAL TOUCH lets both of our hands seek PLEASURE and the FUN never ends. In my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE you can be SAFE and SECURE in the knowledge that you are going to get a woman that wants you to be there and that you will be HAPPY when you leave. So come get HAPPY.
1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB....$180
Call 214-469-8492 I start taking calls at 7:30AM but HURRY, you only have me from 9AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening.
My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! They are so soft. Come feel for yourself.
• Location:
Dallas, Galleria 635 & Montfort