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Wed. Apr. 23
****CINDY** **CINDY** *Cats Can* **CINDY** **CINDY**** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,.......call me.......214-469 -8492 Even my PARENTS hate my DUMB BROTHER. His BATH TOYS were a TOASTER and a RADIO!!!! My DUMB BROTHER said that it would be bad if you were a hungry baby and your mom was a mannequin, wooden tit???!!!?...
Tue. Apr. 22
****CINDY** ★ **CINDY** **Two Nuns** **CINDY** ★ **CINDY**** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,........... .call me............21 4-469-8492 My DUMB BROTHER said, golf ball sized hail wouldn't be as destructive if we just made golf balls smaller.... My DUMB BROTHER surprised his wife during S*E*X last night with a little move he calls "coming home early"...!!!! Me...
Mon. Apr. 21
****CINDY** **CINDY** *Breast Stroke* **CINDY** **CINDY**** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,........... .call me............21 4-469-8492 The first "CUP" was used in HOCKEY in the year of 1874 and the first HELMUT was used in 1974. That means it took men 100 years to realize that the BR*A*IN is important too.... My DUMB BROTHER said...
Thu. Apr. 17
****CINDY** **CINDY** **As Good As** **CINDY** **CINDY**** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,........... .call me............21 4-469-8492 My DUMB BROTHER and his wife went back to the hotel where they spent their wedding night. Only this time, HE stayed in the bathroom and cried. One of the greatest movie quotes ever, JACK NICHOLSON in AS GOOD...
Wed. Apr. 16
***CINDY* **CINDY* **Suicidal Parrot** *CINDY* **CINDY*** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,.......call me.......214-469 -8492 Let's spare a thought for the man who told his wife that he was going to China on the Malaysian plane and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment. On my DUMB BROTHER'S first day working in the LIBRARY he...
Tue. Apr. 15
****CINDY** **CINDY** **Lunch Money** **CINDY** **CINDY**** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,........cal l me........214-46 9-8492 My DUMB BROTHER and a few of his friends just invented the Oscar Pistorius drinking game while watching the trial. Anytime someone goes to the ba*throom, you take four quick shots. My DUMB BROTHER said he learned most of...
Mon. Apr. 14
**CINDY* **CINDY** *Congress* **CINDY* **CINDY** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS, ...........call me...........214 -469-8492 I saw that in Michigan, two people are being sued for $2 million after burning down an apartment complex while cooking a squirrel with a bl*owtorch. Now I'm not an accountant, but it sounds like they might not...
Fri. Apr. 11
****CINDY** **CINDY** **Fun** **CINDY** **CINDY**** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS, ...........call me...........214 -469-8492 ******★*** ★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****ύ 3;***★**** ********** After 17 job interviews, and still no job, My DUMB BROTHER said he thinks wearing his lucky track suit isn't so lucky. I tell people my DUMB BROTHER handles FINANCIAL transactions for...
Wed. Apr. 9
****CINDY** **CINDY** **Tasty Wings** **CINDY** **CINDY** - 36 Picture (GALLERIA 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS, .......call me.......214-469 -8492 My DUMB BROTHER'S said SHIRTS get dirty. UNDERWEAR get dirty. But PANTS? PANTS never get dirty and you can wear THEM forever.... My DUMB BROTHER created a shoe made out of Legos, so when you step on a...
Tue. Apr. 8
❤*CINDY* **CINDY*❤* *Treats* *❤*CINDY* **CINDY*❤ - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS, .........call me.........214-4 69-8492 My DUMB BROTHER said that he ordered a T-REX tshirt off of EBAY and when it came in it was a little short in the arms and a few hundred sizes too big...!!! My DUMB BROTHER said, if...
Fri. Apr. 4
****CINDY** **CINDY** *Don't Forget* **CINDY** **CINDY** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,........... .call me............21 4-469-8492 ******★*** ★*****LAST CHANCE FOR FUN TIL MONDAY*****ύ 3;***★**** ********** The letter "g" is in the word exaggerate 5 times. My DUMB BROTHER said that he has only met his wife's TWIN SISTER once, when he saw her in his bed with some...
Wed. Apr. 2
***CINDY** **CINDY** *Carrot A Day* **CINDY** **CINDY*** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,........... .call me............21 4-469-8492 My DUMB BROTHER said he stayed at a really fancy five star hotel once and the towels were so thick he could hardly shut his suitcase. My DUMB BROTHER said he hates people that don't know the difference between...
Tue. Apr. 1
****CINDY** **CINDY** *Spartacus* **CINDY** **CINDY**** - 36 Picture (Galleria 635 & Montfort) HI GUYS,........... .call me............21 4-469-8492 Today in STARBUCKS when I placed my order I gave the name SPARTACUS as a joke. When they called my name to pick up my order I stood up and yelled I AM SPARTACUS! Everyone turned and looked at...

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